Ten Per Cent Off Lyrics

10% discount in the store
Persuades you to buy what you can’t afford
What you’d never have thought of buying before
You call it a treat for the man next door
It’s one point ahead in the status war
And it’s 10% off so you, buy one more!

10% off, freedom of choice
10% off, ends in 3 days
10% off, so buy what you can
10% off, variety pays

Holidays canceled to get to the sale
It’s the last 3 days and the old one might fail
It’s didn’t look too good when it came in the mail
So like a dog in a frenzy you chase your own tail
You’re on the right track but your brain is derailed
And the ??? quickly turns stale

10% off, freedom of choice
10% off, ends in 3 days
10% off, so buy what you can
10% off, variety pays

10%, that’s what it says
If you can’t afford it ask for a raise!
It’s all an investment of course
Not a way to make your mouth water, you’re eyes double glazed

Freedom becomes an asset to fill
With the 10% off it’s beginning to feel
Changing is known as to beat shady deal
Cos the price of real freedom is really unreal
The real stuff is guaranteed, comes with a seal
Well yea mate I’ve got some, but it’s not for sale
No, it’s not for sale
No, it’s not for sale
No, it’s not for sale
Not for sale