In Which Draco Malfoy Cries Like A Baby Lyrics

Draco, you're crying again
Are you sad that your dad is in Azkaban?
Well you know that it goes
With working for the man
And if you didn't want that
Well you should have made other friends

Draco, you're crying again
Have you been spending more time
In Myrtle's bathroom?
Well we know that you have
A thing for dark arts
But we didn't know that
You were a phantasmaphile

Draco, you're crying again
Are you said that you turned your best friends into women?
Well we know that you've had
Trouble with the girls
Pansy Parkinson's not much
So I guess you turn to Crab and Goyle

(Go!)