Everyone I Know Has Fangs Lyrics

Like a scene in science fiction
where the creature will not die.
I'll be using perfect diction,
even though I'm terrified.
I see you smiling through me,
can you find a place to hide?
I think I might hear someone
coming out of the corner of my eye.

I've been meaning to look into your eyes.
I've seen them a half a million times.
How have I not seen them act this strange?
I've been meaning to look behind your smile.
I've seen it a half a million times.
So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs?

I just had the strangest vision:
The apartment was on fire.
You were standing in the kitchen,
and you were covered in cherry pie.
Well you know I see what's behind your back,
so you can't tell me, it was just a snack.
Aww, I think I'm gonna get sick.

I've been meaning to look into your eyes.
I've seen them a half a million times.
How have I not seen them act this strange?
I've been meaning to look behind your smile.
I've seen it a half a million times.
So how'd I not noticed that you have fangs?

Now I got a party at my door
and I'm laying on the floor,
just trying to catch my breath.
If you'd just give me a minute.
No, I don't need no other friend,
so I will not let you in
And if you don't go away,
then I'm jumping out the window.