Can I Do The Thing? Lyrics

Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I do the thing? Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I do the thing? If you let me do the thing, I'll be happy as a king, and I'll do the same for you. Can I, can I, can I , can I, can I, can I have a gun? Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I have a gun? If you let me have a gun, our two hearts will beat as one, and I'll let you have one too. I had a dream: Somebody was doing something, and I think something may have been said, I forget. And the whole wide world turned a rosy red. Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I do it some more? Can I, can I can I, can I, can I, can I do it some more? If you let me do it more, I'll tell you what we do it for, and I'll let you do it too. Can I do the thing? No you can't, no you can't. Can I do the thing? No you can't, no you can't. Can I do the thing? No you can't, no you can't. If you let me do the thing, I'll be happy as a king, and I'll let you do it too. Cha cha cha!