Give A Ham A Hug Lyrics

You won't get the Swine Flu from a pork chop
You won't get the Swine Flu from a ham
So come along with me
And have a BLT
Or a nice big juicy piece of spam

You won't get sick from eating bacon
It'll only put a smile on your mug
So throw away the apple,
Grab a piece of scrapple
And go and give a ham a hug
Yeah, go and give a ham a hug