I Hate Coffee Lyrics

I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face
Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground
Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound

[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x]

Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break
Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate
The only thing thats worse is fucking coffeemate

[Repeat Chorus]

We're all anti-coffee soldiers
We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers
Cappucino and espresso too
if you like coffee then I hate you

[Repeat Chorus]