Funny Farm Lyrics

One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Five!
(Laughs) Tickles me. I'll tell you why.

Oh, there's a funny farm down the road from me
Where the silliest things happen that you ever did see.

Way late at night, when everything's dark,
Five dogs (CLUCK). Five hens begin to (BARK).

Five cats start (CROAK). Five frogs (MEOW).
And this goes on till morning, and the crowing of the cows.

(Four crowing sounds and a moo.)
Five!