The Scale Song Lyrics

Hello, scale.
What do you say?
Tell me, how much does it weigh?
Is it heavy?
Is it light?
Can you weigh it up just right?
Ounces?
Pounds?
What does it weigh?
Tell me, scale...
What do you say?

Apples!
Oranges!
Seedless grapes!
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Kale!
Lobster!
Flounder!
Octopus!
They all go on a scale!
Trucks and meats and diamonds!
They get weighed up, too.
Pastrami!
Pickles!
Packages!
Why, there are even scales for you!

Hello, scale.
What do you say?
Tell me, how much does it weigh?
Is it heavy?
Is it light?
Can you weigh it up just right?
Ounces?
Pounds?
What does it weigh?
Tell me, scale...
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?