Once Upon A Time Far Far Away Lyrics

Once Upon A Time Far Far Away
Last week just around the corner
The grunts & uglies
tuts & snarls descended
Pumped up, hissing & spitting
Pumped up, spitting & snarling
About to take the wrong turn
of their lives

Megaladon was busy tucking into
his last baleen whale sandwich
While out the mud
crawled the distant relatives
of a bunch of ignorant nutters
About to take the wrong turn
Take a life
What a waste

A pointless waste of life
Wasted years in jail
A sad fuck up

Once Upon A Time Far Far Away
Last week just around the corner
The grunts & uglies
tuts & snarls descended
Spoiling for trouble
Pumped up, hissing & spitting
Pumped up, spitting & snarling
About to take the wrong
turn of their lives
What a waste