My Johnson Lyrics

Well I don't mean to sound too crude
By puttin' down your Evinrude,
But lately I'm the envy of the lake.

And them Mercury boys, they had their shot
Now they all want the one I got.
That jealousy is more than they can take.

Cause when I pull up, the girls all grin.
They love to watch me puttin' it in,
You oughta see that smile on my face.

As I crank her up and say, "Ya'll jump on"
Give a little gas and then we're gone.
I'm leavin' all you others in my wake.

Ever since I got my Johnson
I've been showin' it off out in the hot sun.
And I swear I turned the head of everyone
Out on the water havin' too much fun.

Now all the fellers wish they had one.
When the girls see it they say, "Damn, son".
This feelin's better than a home run.
They're goin' nuts about my Johnson.

Well my competition ain't even stiff
Got a whole lotta horse for a little ol skiff
And that rooster tail sends shivers up their spine.

Well they churn a little water with their inline fours
Me, I churn a whole lot more.
It's drivin' all them Honda boys outta their minds.

Cause the jaws all drop when I cruise by
Then the girls start wavin' and the fellers just cry.
There ain't much else I can do but wave goodbye.

So better hang on tight when I'm hittin' the gas
Cause wherever I'm goin', I'm gettin' there fast.
Throttle to the bottom and I'm leavin' them all behind.

Ever since I got my Johnson
I've been showin' it off out in the hot sun.
And I swear I turned the head of everyone
Out on the water havin' too much fun.

Now all the fellers wish they had one.
When the girls see it they say, "Damn, son".
This feelin's better than a home run.
They're goin' nuts about my Johnson.

I knock 'em like a home run.
Now everyone loves my guitar solo.

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