Candy Corn Lyrics

On a mission to a station we ended up in the bar
There were Klingons and Cyrano, a trader who had travelled far
Uhura couldn't resist the fluffy thing he had for sale
So she brought it to the Enterprise
Which proved to be a big mistake
Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly
Overwhelming the starship, cute little enemy
Meanwhile at the station similar problems
The cargo being eaten and obviously poisoned
But Klingons and tribbles don't like each other at all
So a spy was revealed and the plot as well,
but what to do with every furry ball
Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly
Overwhelming the starship, cute little enemy