Black Widow Lyrics

[Intro:]
She's the poster girl
For facists and sadomasochists
Or anybody looking for an ass to kiss
She controls your world
And snatches your ego at the wrist

[Verse 1:]
I had a run-in with a beautiful miss
She had the fattest onion
And a set of super-full lips
Never imagined someone cuter than this
My heart track was pumpin fast,
Chewin my nails to the cuticle tips
And it's too late, Naw!
In fact, it's practically three late
To fathom e-scape
She had me had at (whistle) Hey!
And these days, I don't even practice a faith
But I'm still back on my knees, babe
And that's where I'll stay for my...

[Chorus:]
Black Widow
Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!
Black Widow
Ipso facto that nobody is this cold
Black Widow
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly
Black Widow
She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me

[Verse 2:]
Oh, the sweet joy of kissing the ruler
If this isn't cooler than cool
Then I'm a miserable fool
Or just a sucker for a lover who's formidable cruelty's
A tool she employs to belittle and use me
And usually you'll see me strolling in a dog leash and collar
Wherever she leads, I follow
She never even bothers to listen to the sweet sonatas I jot her
Somehow it just keeps me hot for my...

[Chorus:]
Black Widow
Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!
Black Widow
Ipso facto that nobody is this cold
Black Widow
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly
Black Widow
She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me

[Verse 3:]
I send her flowers, she refuses to notice me
And spend my hours trying to write her beautiful poetry
I tend to shower gifts and affection in the widow's direction
She only sees me as a food that she hopes to eat
Totally raw, like when you go to the store and buy sushi
It's cool beans, I know what I'm for
And I could never grow to be more
Cause in the scope of her thoughts
I'm supposed to be walked on, as though I'm the floor
Come on!

[Outro:]
She kiss so cool
Sweetness so cruel
Meanness so kind
Please miss all mine

She kiss so cool
Sweetness so cruel
Meanness so kind
Please miss all mine