- Prologue/Get Ready, Eddie Lyrics
- Greatest Gift Lyrics
- Little Fat Girls Lyrics
- It's the Nuns Lyrics
- Cookie Cutters Lyrics
- Queen of the May Lyrics
- Patron Saints Lyrics
- Private Parts Lyrics
- How Far Is Too Far? Lyrics
- Patent Leather Shoes Ballet Lyrics
- Entr'acte Lyrics
- Doo-Waa, Doo-Wee Lyrics
- I Must Be in Love Lyrics
- Friends, The Best Of Lyrics
- Greatest Gift (Reprise) Lyrics
- Mad Bomber/We're Saving Ourselves for Marriage Lyrics
- Late Bloomer & Prom Montage Lyrics
- Friends, The Best Of (Reprise) Lyrics
- Thank God Lyrics
