Mouseteeth Lyrics

mary, you've got a beautiful baby.
mary, you've got a beautiful boy.
mouseteeth, named after your sister.
it's gonna be hard to find a proper toy.
because it's gotta be PC, and it's gotta be cruelty-free.
you should have practiced what you preached
before you kicked joseph in the teeth.
it's hard being alone long distance on the phone.
karma is a funny thing,
you shoulda thought of that before you took that swing.