First On The Block Lyrics

Buy one of these things today
it's bright and shiny and on sale
see all of the time
it saves and when you're done just throw it away
be the first one on the block!
this will take the pain away
then you can go out and play
buy a few to put away
save some for a rainy day
be the first one on the block!
this cookie crumbled
it burst my bubble
my thoughts are jumbled
I heard a rumble
it made you stumble
I took a tumble
be the first one on the block!