Hetero Lyrics

what a fucked up world or is it my fucked up head? the only way you are cool is if you're gay or dead straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy i never get any chicks but it's better than a gun, or a dick in the mouth is there any place to be for a normal straight guy like me? straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy maybe i should pierce my butt or get a few tattoos maybe i should wear a dress or be a homo like you straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy yeah, that's right i'm a straight, normal, girl fuckin' coffee drinkin' titty suckin' cigarette smokin' seal killin' red neck ass bastard from hell