Today Lyrics

Today I want to have a nap on mars.
I want to play a hokey game in Hollywood with all the stars.
I want to meet the freaks in Beetle juice and make 'em all my friends.
I wanna ride a dragon with my buddies in the band.

Today I wanna teach my cat to talk.
I wanna get an elephant and take it for a walk.
I wanna go out with Snow White and introduce her to my dwarf.
I wanna bungee jump the Everest using liquorice as a rope.

Welcome home idiots.
We're gonna play we're kings and we're gonna brake our arms and our ribs.
I'll teach you all the tricks.
To have a random day and forget about the maggots inside your head.
And party like its '99.
And if it's fine we'll celebrate. And if today sucks tomorrow will be great.