Elevator Lyrics

[ching]
[elevator door opens & talks]

[Intro:]
All aboard!
Ookay!
Next stop... my basement! [shot]
Hahaa! [4 shots]
I'll meet you there, dear!

[Chorus:]
There once was a saying that - I used to say
Back in the day when - I met Dre!
I used to sit and goof on the phone with - my friend, Proof;
That if I went gold! - I'd go right through the roof!
He said what if I went platinum; I'd just laugh at him!
That's - not happening; that I can't fathom!
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living - in a house with a fucking elevator!

[Verse 1:]
Haters gettin' mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me! - Nothing you say matters enough to touche me!,
Rappers try to play me! - They use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa, that a fucking daisy!
That's an honor who even she knows dada's fucking crazy!
Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AP!
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby! [baby cries]
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters!
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does!
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw, slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest, but!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
"Sorry Lance! Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get - so mad, when I call them both fake it's! "
All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it [baby cries]
Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing
Together makes 'em - a fucking bad combination!
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-...
-... body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer! - Pass Dr. Dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son!
I can't believe I leave for one brief second
You pussy queef all over the rap game, naked!
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it!
I just keep saying the same exact saying! Check it!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the fuck up - a hamster in a microwave, I
I think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em!
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em! (sssh!)
Yeah! - For every time you ride down the street
Or hideout! - Drive-by my house and beep
Like now motherfucker! [horning] Try now to sleep!
Lie down fucker! (beee!) Try countin' sheep!
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Ma$e in your face bitch, cry now pussy!
This is my house! All nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth!
Then I shove 'em in the elevator! Take 'em to the top!
Stand above em, just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop!
Walk an hour to the damn fucking refrigerator, get a pop,
While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
Fucking son-of-a-bitch {jig-it}, I can't believe this shit
This must be all {jig-it} that there is, this must be it! {jigga-jig-it}
Fuckin'-A even got a potato
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paaa-per. {jig-it}
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off {jig-it, jig-it}
I can just toss a flying saucer in it. - This shit's awesome!
Yeah, fucking elevator! {jig-it}
Living in a house with a fucking elevator! {jig-it-err, jig-jig-it, jigga-jig-it-err}
Elevator!
Fuckin' elevator! (jig-it-err, jig-jig-it} {footsteps}

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