Smart Blonde Lyrics

I graduated MIT first in my class
I�m friends with Stephen Hawking, he�s really a blast
We�re talking Quantum Physics, String Theory too
You know I get to do this �cause I�m smarter than you
Lots of people think that the color of my hair
Means I ain�t got no brains in there

But I�m a smart blonde, my IQ�s real high
Yes, I�m a smart blonde, I know the whole sequence of PI
The time-space continuum is easy to grasp
When you�re a smart blonde, you pick things up fast

I played Mozart and Bach by the age of 3
We�re working on duets, Yo Yo Ma and me
I won the Pulitzer for my last Broadway play
And my Tony nomination got announced today
Artistic aspirations are not impaired
Simply because of the color of my hair

�Cause I�m a smart blonde, I write movie scripts
Yea, I�m a smart blonde, I�m giving Spielburg some tips
My exhibit at the Guggenheim starts next week
When you�re a smart blonde, you can create in your sleep

I change my own oil and I fix my flats
I know every major leaguer and all their stats
My last four homes were designed by me
Because I�ve got an architectural degree
Just because the shade of my hair is fair
Don�t mean there ain�t brains in there

�Cause I�m a smart blonde, I�ll make a web site for you
Yes, I�m a smart blonde, I�ll fix your transmission too
My tax returns are easy, I�m never in the red
When you�re a smart blonde, you just use your head
You just use your head, you just use your head
boo-boo-bee-doop

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