Beef Jerky Lyrics

My weight is 300 pounds
My favorite is beef jerky
I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
My mom says, "You are kinky!"

Who cares?
I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
(cont.)

Lie down here baby
Just relax...honey

My baby horse is Jennifer
What a beefy hip!
She has a fine coat of fur
What shiny hair!

Who cares?
I don't care
A horse's ass is better than yours
(cont.)

Let's eat carrots together until...
Let's eat carrots together until...