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Randy Houser Lyrics
Lie Lyrics
Well, I�ve been swinging through these swinging doors for, aww, goin� on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10
And
I watch old Joe at the end of the bar with another hot woman on his one good arm and they walk out for a while and he
comes back in smilin�, again
So I finally had to ask old Joe, �Man, what�s your secret to success, your power of
persuasion
over the opposite sex�
And he says, �Son, well, honestly, it�s pretty simple.� He said, �I just kinda walk up and buy her
a
drink and open up my mouth and�
Chorus 1: Lie
I tell her I�m a movie star
I just flew into town to buy this bar
I�m
only here tonight, that�s right
I gotta go, yeah, we�re filming on location down in Mexico
Would you believe that I
got
the leading role?
That�s right, honey, I beat out a lot of folks that you�d probably know.�
Oh, a man has got to do
what a
man�s gotta do
Anything it takes to make her think you�re cool
Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try
Just
walk
right up and smile and look her dead in the eye
And lie
That�s right lie
So I tried and tried a couple weekends and
it
was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again
But I narrowed it down, and I scratched it out, and I came up with
something
that without a doubt I knew, I was gonna make old Joe proud
And I go up and I�d say
Hi Honey, whatcha doing for the
rest of your life
I�ve been waiting such a long, long time
And you know what honey?
Meetin� you here, man, it just
really feels like fate
Oh I, I bet you didn�t see me as a marrying type
Let�s take it slow I don�t just want one
night, oh no
darlin�
If you�re looking for that you might as well look somewhere else
Well, because I�m just not that kind of guy
And
kids, oh I love kids
Dogs, in-laws, and a piece of land
Dirty diapers in my mini van
Aw man, I can hardly wait
Oh a
man has got to do what a man�s gotta do
Anything it takes to make her think you�re cool
Aw, you got nothin� to lose so
go on and try
Just walk right up, and smile, and look her dead in the eye
You know what you got to do, lie
That�s
right
you gotta lie
Sometimes you gotta lie
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