Lunchlady Land Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue?
I could use a Rosalita
If there's a Long Tall Sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?
Why can't I be the one to make Sara Smile?
I wish I was arm in arm with Jean Genie
Walkin' down the aisle
Oh, yeah
All right
But I got no Mary Jane
There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen
I'm just a Fool in the Rain
Waitin' on my Billie Jean
Chorus:
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
A Devil in a Dress of Blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a Sweet Caroline
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
Oh, yeah
All right
Well, I never got to scream for a Layla
I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away
I never danced on the sand with a Rio
Or woke up with a Maggie May
I dialed 867-5309
But there was no Jenny Jenny
Oh, why can't I get myself a Brown-Eyed Girl
When Willie Nelson loved so many?
And why does Jack have Diane?
And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue?
And everybody had Roxanne
Except you-know-who
Chorus
Well, I'd take any ol' Suzy Q
I got no reason to be picky
She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes
Or she can be my Darling Nikki
Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl
And so would the Suite Judy Blue
I guess I sound just like that other fella
'Cause you know I wish that I had Jessie's Girl too
Oh, yeah
All right
Well, I'd die for a kiss from Allison
Even though I know she'd break my heart
Or give me a Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Minus the extra part
Chorus (repeat)
You know I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
Well, I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
Oh, yeah
All right