I threw it on the ground!
You must think I�m a joke!
I ain�t gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another man�s veins!

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, �you come here all the time! Here�s one for free.�
I said, �Man, what I look like, a charity case?�

I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I don�t need your handouts!
I�m an adult!
Please, you can�t buy me hot dog man!

At the farmer�s market with my so-called �girlfriend�
She hands me her cellphone, says it�s my dad.
Man, this ain�t my dad. This is a cellphone!

I threw it on the ground!
What you think I�m stupid?
I�m not a part of this system!
My dad�s not a phone! Duh!

Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
I�m an adult!

Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys!

Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didn�t let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!

The moral of this story is: you can�t trust the system!

Man!