Neighbourhood Lyrics

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 69 there lives a transvestite
He�s a man by day but he�s a woman at night
There�s a man at number 4 who swears he�s Saddam Hussein
Swears he�s on a chore to start the third world war
Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they haven�t paid the rent
So there goes the T.V. with the repo. men
At 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty �cause they�re all doing time

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He�s bigger than Tyson and he�s twice as mean
At 666 there lives a Mister Miller
He�s our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

They want to knock us down �cause they think we�re scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it�s hard to survive
So you�d better come prepared �cause they won�t take us alive

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood