Mini Minotaur Lyrics

Tim Tim plays for days in a maze and there's a

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur, mini minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur, mini minotaur-taur

Cute little tiny little minotaur sittin' in a cradle (Awwe)
He thinks that maybe it's a baby, but it NAY BE!
I'm a tiny minotaur! Little minotaur! Kill you any minute-ARRR!

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur, mini minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur, mini minotaur-taur

How do you defeat a mini minotaur?
Many mini minotaur-taurs hate tar tar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tar tar sauce
You'll be fine, do you have some tar tar Tim Tim? (No)
You'll need some tar tar to kill him. (Oh)
Things are looking grim-grim for Tim Tim!
(Ah! Ohm. [strike match] [GASP])

Wait, what's that in his tum-tum Tim Tim?
It's a bottle of tar tar, Tim Tim!
Someone before you tried to kill him.
Open the jar! (Twist the lid off...)
Open the jar! (Counter-clockwise) (Oh)
Release tar tar, to kill minotaur.

(Ah! Tar tar! My only weakness! Hurrr-)
[BOOM]

([GASP] I'm alive! Stop singing songs about me, you're ruining my life...)

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