Joker Skit Lyrics

[Movie Bites from "Batman: The Dark Knight"]

[Grumpy:] Three of a kind, let's do this.
[Chuckles:] That's it? Three guys?
[Grumpy:] Two guys on the roof. Every gusy gets a share. Five shares is pletny.
[Chuckles:] Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
[Grumpy:] He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice.
[Dopey:] I know why they call him Joker.
[Happy:] So, why do they call him Joker?
[Dopey:] I heard he wears make-up.
[Happy:] Make-up? [gun cocks]
[Dopey:] Yeah, to scare people. You know war paint. [foot steps] [shots] [screams]
[Grumpy:] All right everybody, hands up, heads down!

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