Her With A Hoover Lyrics

My mates warned me long ago

She will make you blue oo oo

they said you've been had



Untidy tart they told me so

the home that I once knew oo oo

was a filthy floozys pad



ONE MORE, TWO MORE

Fleas on the bedroom floor

No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner

THREE MORE, FOUR MORE

Mice unite at the kitchen door

IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,

HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER

and I never saw her with a hoover.



Ide fell for a hag from Hell

she wernt the one to woo oo oo

In my new hovel.



ONE MORE....

[Guitar time]



She's nicked off, I'm in a spin

the first thing I shall do oo oo

is plug the hoover in.



ONE MORE....

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