Peter Crouch Lyrics

Peter Crouch Chants

Peter Crouch (victory dance) has spawned an English dance craze "Robo Dance" inspired by Arctic Monkeys hit single 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor'


"He's big
He's Red
His feet hang out the bed
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch!"

Crouch, Crouch Wherever you may be You didn't stop at 6ft three You grew so tall You're a legend on the ball Now win us the cup in Germany

He's here He's there His head's up in the air Peter Crouch Peter Crouch

Peter Crouch is tall and lanky Owen's small and quick They'll score goals in Germany and make the Germans sick

When Crouchy does robotics The English go psychotic Defenders get neurotic When Crouchy bangs one in

Let's all do the Crouchy Let's all do the Crouchy La la la la, la la la la

Hey, hey Crouchy (ooh aah) We wanna know-oh-oh When you'll do that dance

Chim chiminy Chim chiminy Chim chim cheroo Crouchy will score goals and dance for us too

Crouchy is a giant His head's up in the clouds And when he sticks a goal in He does all England proud

Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch Running with the ball Peter Crouch Peter Crouch Must be 10ft tall When he gets the chance He does his robot dance Peter Crouch Peter Crouch Peter Crouch

Crouch, Crouch Wherever you may be You should never take a penalty You messed it up when you had the chance So we couldn't see you do your dance

You put your right arm up Your left arm down Up down up down and jerk it all around You do the Peter Crouchy And you turn around That's how you do the Crouch Oh, oh Peter Crouch Oh, oh Peter Crouch Oh, oh Peter Crouch Arms up, arms down Eng-er-land!

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