Girlfriend Lyrics

I can�t believe it�s happened once again
I thought that she�d be mine �till the very end

We were like Romeo and Juliet

She was the greatest girl I�ve ever met

But now she�s watching Ellen on TV

And chilling out to K.D. Lang CD�s

She�s reading all my girly magazines

And now it�s just her head that�s shaven clean

I can�t believe it�s happened once again

My girlfriend has become a lesbian

I found her making out with her best friend

I can�t believe it�s happened once again

I met her on a blind date through a friend

I knew that she was really into men

And everything she did just felt so right

We�d even split a beer and watch the fight

But when we started fooling �round and stuff

I noticed that her skin was kind of rough

I wish I�d never gone that extra yard

Cause it wasn�t only me who was getting hard

I can�t believe it�s happened once again

I thought that she was Barbie but she�s Ken

I tell you she�s a cock and not a hen

I can�t believe it�s happened once again

I finally found a girl who wears my ring

I checked her out for all the weirdest things�

But then I got a call from the men in black

They asked about the green spots on her back

And why she�s always talking to the stars

And eating all the snails in our backyard

I can�t believe it�s happened once again

My girlfriend�s always been an alien

They said they she�s been eating all our friends

I can�t believe it�s happened once again